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17 (basically), Chicago

me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)

(via ruinedchildhood)

LOOK AT THE CAT
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7 hours ago

belinsky:

emmaz0n:

the question is who in your otp is the enthusiastic parent that cheers way too loudly at soccer games

and which is the one who isn’t allowed at the soccer games anymore because they keep yelling at the ref

(via sufferingspooks)

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1 day ago

gamzeeshumanbonebulge:

lost-lonely-fallen-angel:

celloplayingtimelady:

theprinceofsnark:

oldfuckingspook:

steamboat28:

spookyhugchester:

you guys are dicks

Oh fuck all of you.

you all suck

You all suck…but I think I might actually press the button..

Without a doubt.

(Source: all-deans-friends-are-dead, via thelastroman)

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1 day ago
barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

(via ruinedchildhood)

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1 day ago

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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1 day ago

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via peterswebmemhi)

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1 day ago

youtubeurl:

icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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(via joey-smith-universe)

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1 day ago

tuscanystuff:

I actually really like this ad campaign.

(Source: drawing-interrupted, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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1 day ago

kayla-bird:

there’s always that one character where you’re like “tbh I love this character bc I am this character”

(via squidsmeister)

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1 day ago

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via joeyswarehouse)

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1 day ago

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

(via itsbrisabelbitch)

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1 day ago

skeletim:

spacewaluigi:

July 21st is the day that Mario Tennis for the N64 was released in japan, and it also marks the first appearance of Waluigi!

Happy birthday Waluigi!

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THANK GOD FOR WALUIGI

(via thelastroman)

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1 day ago

youtubekillsme:

Do I Actually Have a Crush On You Or Do I Just Like That You’re Nice to Me and Cute: a novel by me

(via thelastroman)

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1 day ago
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