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thedrunkenenigma:

macsceneshawe:

ADVENTURE TIME AINT NO DAMN JOKE, SON.

At all

(Source: sandandglass, via mapmysoul)

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killermuffins89:

innocenttmaan:

Andres Amador is an artist who uses the beach as his canvas, racing against the tide to create these large scale temporary masterpieces using a rake or stick ..

Andres’ creations are simply stunning and knowing that these delicate creations are temporary somehow makes them even more beautiful.

wow

(via itstoodarkicanthearyou)

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22 minutes ago

fauxyshazam:

"if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~"

fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally! they will literally kill you!! isn’t that wild??

(via itsbrisabelbitch)

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1 hour ago

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

(Source: pinkhairedgoddess, via itsbrisabelbitch)

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1 hour ago

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via itsbrisabelbitch)

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1 hour ago
ispiltmyguts:

first-reactionss:

lexienalley:

GIF of a storm out west that I drove through for about 4 hours that I made

nice

I’ve driven 3 hours in this kinda weather scaryy

ispiltmyguts:

first-reactionss:

lexienalley:

GIF of a storm out west that I drove through for about 4 hours that I made

nice

I’ve driven 3 hours in this kinda weather scaryy

(Source: lexiealley.com, via healingstone)

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1 hour ago

katt-wade:

Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.

(Source: hurricane-, via itsbrisabelbitch)

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1 hour ago

the-lost-time-lord:

yeevil:

dbvictoria:

After Barilla’s Chairman stated "I would not do a commercial with a homosexual family" other pasta companies have come forward to state their support of same sex unions.

#shotsfired

So instead of #shade, is it #sauce ?

(via joey-smith-universe)

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1 hour ago

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

(via outof-spaceoutof-time)

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