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anyone who’s ever tried to even out their eyeliner. (via logays)

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Anonymous asked: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad


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olivegarden:

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

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The storm was scary

But tap on the picture tho

On mobile this is great

these are always my favorite photos

The storm was scary

But tap on the picture tho

On mobile this is great

these are always my favorite photos

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kenihewa:

Where badass shows with “not enough merchandising” get axed…

kenihewa:

Where badass shows with “not enough merchandising” get axed…

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harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

image

TEAM JACOB

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spaghetti-fetish:

theinternerdcave:

sermisty:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

epic-kuma:

feathers-theangel:

1los:

Hold Close - IngridTan

excuse you did you just make me cry over a flame and a drop of water

brb, crying

I remember I cried over this like a baby.

When I think I have cried over every possible thing on earth I discover it’s not true

Masterpiece

tiny-candy-mice

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magpieandwhale:

maebugplayswithlions:

Me trying to listen to anyone speak about anything, ever

Possibly the most engrossing .gif ever.

magpieandwhale:

maebugplayswithlions:

Me trying to listen to anyone speak about anything, ever

Possibly the most engrossing .gif ever.

(Source: becausebirds, via stay-in-theclouds)

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