I'm Alison.

Pale with poor social skills.

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17, Chicago

professorfangirl:

wibblywobblyspookywooky:

pocketangels:

an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar

they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love

plot twist: together they create the most dramatically intricate and visually compelling pieces of cinema the world has ever seen and make a cultural milestone and also a billion dollars

(via iwillbethepirateking)

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A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

(via iwillbethepirateking)

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
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kobetyrant:

llttlemermaid:

OHHHH MY GODDDD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DO BLACK FACE BUT IT TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

(via healingstone)

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divinedorothy:

[senpai passes me the blunt] *gasps* an indirect kiss!!!

(via iwillbethepirateking)

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shortflamingo:

hyperheartz:

i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner

I never knew it could be said so accurately 

(via spidersonfire)

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bastille:

Age: 17

Occupation: Dancing Queen

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zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

(via iwillbethepirateking)

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orcacas:

czarcastic-dog:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all

It ends with a fist bump or something. I’m on board. 

but it should end with the big swell of music that makes people think they’re going for the kiss when really it’s for the fist bump ending

(via iwillbethepirateking)

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dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

(Source: yes-this-is-groot, via joshpeck)

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"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

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clarkinit:

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

Oh you mean like this:

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if she gone eat his ass its gotta be clean

(via mapmysoul)

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theyearsbehind:

Ten thirsty Blackhawks for Olympic success

(via iwillbethepirateking)

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memewhore:

sgtsatine:

randomweas:

Did Someone Say Cake?

I stared at these gifs for waaaaayyyyy longer than I should have.

I’m glad today is grocery day now, ‘cause I’m getting a fuckin’ cake!

(via iwillbethepirateking)

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